What Do You Do With A Drunken Fighter?
Words by : Dagonell the Juggler
Tune Of : What Do You Do With A Drunken Sailor?
What do you with a drunken fighter, ( 3x )
Ear-lie in the morning?
Give him to the Hael Hens 'til he's sober, ( 3x )
Ear-lie in the morning!
CHORUS:
Oh, How they drink in the Hael, ( 3x )
Ear-lie in the morning!
What do you with a drunken Hael Hen, ( 3x )
Ear-lie in the morning?
Fight her off with sword and shield, ( 3x )
Ear-lie in the morning!
CHORUS
What do you with a Renaissannce Headbutter, ( 3x )
Ear-lie in the morning?
Wear a helm with lots of padding, ( 3x )
Ear-lie in the morning!
CHORUS
What do you with a drunken herald, ( 3x )
Ear-lie in the morning?
Give him names with thirty syllables, ( 3x )
Ear-lie in the morning!
CHORUS
What do you with a drunken chronicler, ( 3x )
Ear-lie in the morning?
Find her a place to reproduce in, ( 3x )
Ear-lie in the morning!
CHORUS
What do you with a drunken fencer, ( 3x )
Ear-lie in the morning?
Give him a loaf of French bread, ( 3x )
Ear-lie in the morning!
CHORUS
What do you with a drunken baron, ( 3x )
Ear-lie in the morning?
We don't know 'cause we don't have one!, ( 3x )
Ear-lie in the morning!
CHORUS:
Oh, How they drink in the Hael, ( 3x )
Ear-lie in the morning!
Ear-lie in the morning!
A few words of explanation are probably called for:
Verses 1 & 2: Hael Hens - The Wenchs' Guild
Verse 3: Renaissance Headbutters - A "guild" whose sole purpose was to harass
the Hael Hens.
Verse 5: At a business meeting, our then chronicler asked people to look for
cheap places to print the newsletter, because she was still looking for a good
place to reproduce. ;-)
Verse 6: Lord Sym of Clan Fraiser lost his parrying dagger, leaped out of the
list, grabbed a loaf of French bread off the side board table, leaped back
into the list, and proceeded to win his bout.
Verse 7: At the time, we were between barons, with the election dragging on an
awfully long time.
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